Borderlands 2 Beginners Guide

1st of all, I recommend you create a character w/ all 4 job classes from the start. Take each character to Sanctuary up to the point where you unlock the vault and Claptrap's secret stash. Now, choose one character to take up to level 50. I chose the Siren because she can heal herself. As you are leveling up w/ your main character, send weapons to the character you plan on leveling up next, so that they can sell them and play the slot machines at Moxxi's place. You are mainly aiming to get as many eridium jackpots as possible. Use the eridium winnings to upgrade your storage and weapon ammo capacity. You can also use your other characters as weapon mules and send them good items for their classes to store for their playthroughs. There are ways to make this a lot easier through glitches and weapon duplications and such, but this is for those doing things legit. If you can take a short cut take it of coarse.

Blaming Videogames for Adams Lanzas Mental Disease

The right wing NRA wants to put all the blame for the school shootings on left wing Hollywood in order to silence their powerful foe. They are going to use this tragedy to try to demonize and censor Hollywood and the video game industry. But unlike the NRA, Hollywood and the gaming industry follow the law when it comes to the sales of its products. The movies and games have an esrb rating. ( http://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings_guide.jsp ) The gun industry on the other hand really does need to be regulated as it has loopholes to sell its guns to any slime ball in the name of  profits. ( http://www.campaigntoclosethegunshowloophole.org/Artist.asp?ArtistID=22163&Akey=LMCFL7Y3 ) As you can see these assholes do not follow the law. Instead they exploit it. The media reports that Adam Lanza had videogames, big fucking deal. Did he also have books? I mean didn't John Lennon get killed over a book called The Catcher in the Rye? Are we gonna censor books? Because if we are we might as well start with the books that have caused the most violence in all of man's history, the bible. There were many failures here and most of them are due to the lack of parenting,economics,domestic violence,and the fact that Mrs. Lanza did not put gun locks on her guns. If you know your son has mental issues you do not buy him a gun, you do not buy him war simulation videogames and maybe you fucking talk to your son to see what the fuck is going on in his head from time to time. They must have been having financial problems with his meds so they could not afford a psychiatrist for him. In the divorce papers it clearly stated that Mrs. Lanza was in charge of buying all his meds. So this guy was a volcano that was destined to blow up. He was in a fucked economic situation like most Americans. You want crazy people to stop shooting innocent people make healthcare affordable. I think this is a multi faceted issue that will not be solved by any law. Closing gun show loopholes will help in keeping guns out of the hands of shady mother fuckers and good parenting will keep adult oriented entertainment out of the hands of natural born killers. Hopefully one day healthcare will be affordable and we can take care of our special people without using them as political hammers to hit the other side with.

The New Virtual Reality Future

Virtual reality is on its way and it is going to change humanity forever. Using Google maps the world will be recreated in virtual reality. You will be able to travel the world while in your pajamas in your living room. Take a relaxing train ride across Europe while you read a virtual book as you check your virtual emails on your virtual computer. Invite your friends as they appear sitting next to you 

as virtual avatars. Massive virtual cloud processors with massive virtual memory will be running the virtual world and everything in it. Go into virtual themes and have fun in with your friends as you travel space and have adventures. Choose your theme Star Wars or Star Trek. Walk with the dinosaurs or on any planet. Computers will become obsolete the need for resources will diminish and so will the need for land. No more universities just put on your glasses and go to school. Want to go to the movies put on your glasses. The possibilities are endless. Math and code will be the worlds universal language. Everyone will have a job up keeping the code for this virtual world.

The need for fuel will diminish.  Put on your glasses and you are transported to work. The world will be cleaner. The next evolution in humanity will be powered by solar and wind energy.The future is coming be ready for it. Learn code, learn math. Everything you used to know, believe and want will become obsolete in this new world. Join the revolution. Join the future. 

DmC: Das ReBooT? My impressions/thoughts & or opinions!

Devil May Cry! Again? Sure why not. When I first saw the game I was like fuck that game. Fuck new Dante in his emo-homo ass! For me, there is only one DMC and that is the very fucking first original baby. Awesome level (simple yet complicated) design and great game-play mechanics! Me gusta! What more do you need, really? The story was decent Dante's dad saves the world marries a muggle has 2 kids and an Illetimate son (Nero) on the side. Then they (parents) get killed by he that shall not be named, MUNDUS! Ah, great times, yes, great times were had. Now we are introduced to a Reboot! If you can stomach it? I was bored had nothing to do so of course I downloaded the 1.3 Gb demo that is DmC! And let me say I was not expecting much as usual.The game is pretty modern in its story. Its got an Occupy Wall St. feel to it. OWS? How so? Well you got this guy that looks like a cross between Anonymous & Jigsaw leading you on trying to get you to find and fight The Order.The Order happens to be a group of demons who are bankers and terrorist. Imo they are the same thing. Why would you give a fuck? Because they are the demon terrorist who killed your mother and captured your father! Yes, this time around your father doesn't get killed but is captured. Entering the game world you will notice all the pretty bright colors.A sharp contrast from the previous games which were darker.You will also notice the great level design that you are accustomed to. If you like me enjoyed the original DMC above all others. The game has a ton of secrets layered around from extra souls to keys you use to open secret doors that lead you to secret mission. Yes, just like the old secret missions that make you do crazy shiot to upgrade your health or devil trigger. The city twists and bends and morphs as you are pulled into the demon world aka limbo. Here you will fight the demons. In a hidden dimension so that the muggles suspect nothing. How will you fight these demons? With a very deep yet simple combat system that allows you to switch up weapons and combos on the fly! Repeat after me, Me Gusta! I am not going to lie you will have to get used to all the mothafucking buttons you use to in a fight, but it's not that bad.Once you master the buttons, you will be rewarded by feeling like a bad ass that can rape other bad asses by being bad assier! The game delivers a challenge especially at the harder difficulty Dante Must Die! If you don't play Dante Must Die difficulty at some point just give up gaming and make sandwiches. Seriously, this is where it is at and always has been. I'm not going into the combat system because it is fun and you will figure it out because you are a smart boy, yes you are. Who is my smarty pants? You are.Okay, positive reinforcement done, let me go into some of the enemies you will be facing: Chainsaw Minotaur, Fucked up Cherub, Fucked up Harpee, Asshole Minotaur and Mannequin Creepers.(p.s. Watch Mannequin the movie I dare you.) These assholes will have you switching up your fighting styles and will attack in groups usually mixed groups. This makes the encounters with them both frustrating and fun! Mostly fun once you figure out there weaknesses. Overall the game delivers on level design, visuals, and game-play mechanics. This game has turned me; I am going to love this new series! Overall I give this game a Me Gusta score of 10/10; A mothafucking must play motherfucker!  This shits better than Halo 4.

Resident Evil 6 Impressions/Review

Ok, let me start by saying that the game looks like shit on standard definition. Why am I playing on standard definition when I have an HDTV? I don't know either. Moving on, I started the game and the sensitivity on the damn  right stick was too damn high! I go into the menus to change it, only to find that the menus are Resident Evil puzzles themselves. WTF? How the fuck do I lower the sensitivity? Ok, I solved the sensitivity puzzle. 1st you go change game settings, then you go to change camera settings. Select the eye looking icon. Once in there select set aiming speed. Now you can select a sensible number like 5. Mine was set to ten and my sights were all over the damn screen. Now you can only control the speed of the right stick when aiming. What does that mean? Well, if you're not aiming at anything when using the right stick, your view or camera will be all over the place. Feels like a god damn Playstation 2 joystick and we know how shitty those were for shooters. Fuck this game. Moving on. The game has a lot of QTE in it. QTE? Quick Time Events noob. Quick Time Events require to rotate your joysticks in a certain direction or tap a button within a certain time frame or you die. I rather enjoyed the way they handled the QTE in this game. Doesn't make up for the crazy sensitivity on the right analog stick (*Joe Pesci voice* "you mothafucka you.") There were some thrilling cinematics followed by some QTE which I really enjoyed. Ok, after you beat the prelude you can play Mercenaries. I chose Jake who is supposed to be Weskers son from what I hear. He looks like a Russian crack head if you ask me. I wasn't expecting much from Mercenaries mode, but man was I surprised. After you get use to the controls the game is hella fun! You get skill points from surviving the Mercenaries mission. Unfortunately at the moment there is only one map for Mercenaries, unless you pre-ordered the game from Gamestop. Ok, figured out how to set up the camera like the old RE games(RE 4, RE 5). Go to game settings,change camera settings,then go to set camera speed and change it to 5. Now the camera will not give you motion sickness.

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GAMECUBE!

1. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
2. Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (complete 4 player co-op playthrough)
3. Resident Evil 0
4. Metroid Prime

PLAYSTATION 2!

1. EXTERMINATION
2. RESIDENT EVIL: CODE VERONICA X
3. BALDURS GATE: DARK ALLIANCE ( 2 PLAYER CO-OP)
4. BALDURS GATE 2
5. CHAMPIONS OF NORRATH ( 4 PLAYER CO - OP)
6. CHAMPIONS OF NORRATH: RETURN TO ARMS (4 PLAYER CO-OP)
7. FINAL FANTASY X 
8. FRONT MISSION 4
9. RING OF RED
10. THE SUMMONER

PLAYSTATION 1!

1. VIGILANTE 8
2. FINAL FANTASY 9

XBOX!

1. ARX FATALIS
2. RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSEIN (2 PLAYER CO-OP)
3. NINJA GAIDEN
4. THE THING
5. HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED(2 PLAYER CO-OP)
6. HALO 2(2 PLAYER CO-OP)
7. DEUS EX: INVISIBLE WAR

DREAMCAST

1. DYNAMITE COP
2. BLUE STINGER
3. GUNDAM SIDE STORY 0079
4. ZOMBIE'S REVENGE

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

Syndicate

Ok, after getting tired of playing ME3 multiplayer I decided to pop in Syndicate for a welcomed change, and I must say I was not expecting anything from this game. And boy did this game surprise me. It has some of the best sound I have heard in a game.  The weapons & fire fights sound realistic as fuck. I also enjoyed the cover system. I think the Syndicate cover system should be standard in every FPS game that comes out. It works really well and it is easy to use. Duck behind cover and press up on the left thumb stick to pop out and take shots at the enemies. This also makes for some very realistic and interesting fire fights as you try to flank each others cover position to get the kill. I played the multiplayer and it actually felt like I was in a squad completing objectives. I moved with my team protecting them & making sure we made it to the rendezvous, and when we got into fire fights if felt real as fuck. I must say I am very impressed with the sound,graphics, & gameplay mechanics of this game. I have not played the whole game through nor have I spent hours & hours on the multiplyer, but I must say I am really enjoying this game. The story also sucked me in. It is very Johnny Mnemonic.